Do what you want 'coz a pirate is free; you are a pirate!

I bought a Raspberry Pi 3 on a whim because I'm bored as hell and thought it would be something fun to work on. I'm an absolute beginner and have no idea what I'm doing, so any help is greatly appreciated. If I ask or say anything dumb I'm sorry and please bear with me, I'm still learning! Looking forward to meeting all of you <3